For the past 6 months or so since the candidates were announced I’ve been waking up virtually in a cold sweat worried that McCain may win the race. Today that will hopefully be put to rest.
I can’t help it, the election’s totally drawn me in. I resisted but I’m an American IE creature of influence so here I am watching the news instead of I Love Lucy. I don’t think Good Morning America will beat Roseanne at my 8am election…
Anyway, I think the “big guns” that each candidate pulls out at the last minute are fun. It’s usually the nitty gritty mud slinging time where the worst of each candidate comes out. But this time where McCain attacks Obama on being a terror loving terrorist Obama comes back with an initiative to increase teacher’s salaries. God he’s such a pimp I love him! He recognizes and embraces his haters and realizes they are what make him what he is.
And John McCain REALLY holds the mic like that? I thought SNL was exaggerating, I never noticed how gay he looks when he does that. No, actually Obama looks pretty gay. He’s sleek, well dressed, and confident, just screams sexy… Even his logo is pimp. Does McCain have a retro trendy logo? No. Look at it, it’s ugly as sin. Obama doesn’t even need to use his name on his logo.
The funniest part about this election is McCain really is that awkward. Palin really is that ditsy. Last night I watched Sarah Palin basically get cricketed off stage during a scripted SNL skit which if read by Tina Fey would have been hilarious but considering it was the real deal was a lot scarier. I *would* be a lot happier if Joe Biden cut out the Hitler style arm flailing though I think we could all do without that…
On Good Morning America this morning McCain was asked “But now some straight talk, do you think you’ll actually win?” And “Have you thought about what you’ll do when you don’t win?” Much like Hillary did when she went up against the Barack Cock. It seems like anyone who goes up against the Barack Cock gets smacked down hard. At this point even if McCain does win nobody will ever respect him or take him seriously, he will be 4 more years of Bush.
Isn’t it amazing though that Bush is almost out of the office and there will NEVER be another again? Those four letters will be the new “He Who Shall Not Be Named” from Harry Potter. It’s amazing too how bad one person can screw up an entire nation? Sure he had some help but he was a douche bag long before he got into office.
So here it is, Election Day. I’m up way too early, daylight savings time is NOT sitting well with me and the election is all over my TV. I don’t know if I’ve lost an hour or gained one, I’ve never understood that. I just know it gets darker earlier and I wake up way too early and my head is totally screwed up over it.
Thank god I’ve already voted.