Every now and then I like to throw some interactive status updates out on facebook to see what kind of comments I get on them. This week the starter line was:
I would love to contact my ex but…
#1: my ouija board is broken and I don’t have enough goats blood to draw a pentagram.
#2: “institutions” don’t allow incoming calls.
#3: I’m not sure which corner to check first.
#4: I haven’t seen any dogs running around with peanut butter on their face…
#5: but i’d have to look under a bunch of skanks to find him. 🙂
#6: he’s in an urn on the mantle.
#7: then, why would I even THINK such a thing?
#8: I have class 🙂
#9: “BUT I know better.” Or “BUT he’s an ex for a reason”
#10: I haven’t drank enough yet.
#11: The rohypnol I took hasn’t kicked in yet.