Dear DUNDERBRAIN!, My neighbour has recently converted her attic into a bedroom, with a flat roof. In a seaside town. She now gets woken up by seagulls dancing on her roof and staring through her veluxe window. Apparently the seagulls are walking over from my chimney, where they (allegedly) roost. Do I cough up the money she wants from me to “seagull-proof” our roofs, or do I start throwing bread and fish onto her roof? Advice would be appreciated. Sincerely, Throwing Money to the Birds Dear Dundercat, OH you have one of THOSE neighbors, THOSE being people that do incredibly […]
White Dog Turds…
Martin writes: In the 1960s and 70s dog poo was white. Why? Dear Martin, When you first wrote this to me I thought you were putting me on. Every day I take my dogs outside and when they do their business I take a plastic bag and pick it up and their ugly little turds are always brown, so of course I wrote back asking what the eff you were talking about for which you replied something starting with “Ah, perhaps you’re too young”. Well turds are turds, I thought, they didn’t just invent brown turds when I came along […]
Ask DUNDERBRAIN! oh no, religion…
Martin asks: Are the views of the christian right christian? Dear Martin, WHOAH! Easy – you’re getting Ask DUNDERBRAIN! started with a bang. This is a big one to chew, ok – BREATHE – here we go… A year ago I wrote a blog called “The Death of the Christian Right” right after Obama was elected. Everyone had their own hopes for the new change being issued in with a president boasting change. Now that I look back on it Obama was kinda like Santa to a lot of us. Everyone had this idea of what his presidency would bring. […]