I think I spotted what they were trying to hide with Swine Flu… This morning I was checking all my favorite blogs, one of them being the Gay TV Blog on gay.com. I had NO idea there was a movie being made surrounding Salvador Dali’s life! But I was totally broadsided when I saw that Robert Pattinson (hottie from Twilight that all the little girls are going crazy over with the sparkling abs) will be playing Dali in “Little Ashes” – and the movie emphasizes the romantic relationship between Dali and Spanish poet Federico Garcia Lorca. Apparently the little Twilight […]
Why is SEX Just Not Enough? The face of dating has dramatically changed over the past decade, either that or I have just been extremely sheltered. When did sex become not enough? Since when does a person have to have a “sexual scene”? I think the trend really started around 2000 or so when everyone got this little contraption in their homes known as a Personal Computer. Since then, the internet has ruined the face of dating forever. Someone made a comment to me, while discussing this subject that the internet had made people more free, and somewhere along the […]
I freakin FOLD.
Last year I wrote a blog about schadenfreud, which is basically the enjoyment gained from watching the misery of others. What is it about negativity that can become so completely addictive? Just like people who often suffer from schadenfreud, overly negative people seem just as addicted to the unproductive behavior.I recently dated this guy, pretty sweet kid but HORRIBLY addicted to negativity. He had a little dog that he yelled at all the time, a cat that he hated because it turned out to be female, and friends that he would constantly have petty, irrelevant fights with. When we met […]
Goddamned Salt Shakers.
I think, with many budding relationships, the biggest threat – even more than cuter boys – is their damned friends. For some reason, especially in the gay community friends can be the biggest salt shakers known to man…Its always the same story, they get their friend’s new boo off in a corner by themselves and start spilling just enough information to make the new boo insecure about their current situation. They act like they don’t know that there’s something going on between you and their friend, like you’re just some “new friend” that’s come around and they drop some tid […]
Then it hit me – I freakin HATE cards!
Lately, as mentioned before, I’ve been using poker as a metaphor for love. Texas hold ‘em in particular, and to me at least it really makes sense. It’s helped me to put dating into a perspective that I can understand, but then this morning as I’m laying in bed meditating on my life, I realized I freakin HATE card games!I always have. My closest group of friends all play this little game called “shit head”. It’s a fun enough game but it’s just WAAAAY too analog for me. I always feel like asking “can we play this on the Wii […]
Why are gay men obsessed with boobs?
Ladies, if you have EVER been out to a gay bar and you’ve got a decent rack you know what I’m talking about. Gay men are obsessed with boobs for some reason! I think I just figured out why I always see little boisterous busty girls running around gay bars, they get tons of attention! I SWEAR every gay man does it. It’s a cleavage issue I think, and the bigger they are the harder it is to look away. I’m sure Freud would have a hay day with the subject. I’m a gay man and I’m secure with this […]
Desperate and Lonely
DAILY, on my many escapades through the internets, I get a lot of messages. Maybe about 1% of those are from decent guys that I would possibly consider hanging out with in person, and the other 99% I can safely say, in all of my humility, I am WAAAY out of their league. I have this issue where I have to respond to messages I receive, if for no other reason to just be friendly. The problem is the internet consists of desperately lonely people, and bored assholes that thrive on rejecting people because they’re insecure. I am not desperately […]
That’s just tacky.
Dear Diary, When a tacky straight man throws a girl a bad pick up line and gets shot down, he grabs his crotch and grunts with his buddies. When a tacky gay man throws another guy a bad pick up line and gets shot down, he flips out and takes every rejection he’s ever gotten in his life out on you then runs away and cries. NO JOKE, earlier a guy sends me a message which said: “Are you really 6’8″? OMG excuse me real quick while I go blow a load all over myself real quick…. ok I’m back.” […]
Why Queers Hate Queens.
First off, this is sort of a response blog to my friend Chris who wrote a piece called “Why do Queers Hate Queens?”. I was really compelled by it because it raised a lot of issues that I’ve noticed myself. What does it mean to be gay? Many people, especially gays, feel like if you aren’t wearing your sexuality on your sleeve and completely living your life solely to be a gay man you’re self-hating and trying to act straight. So what if you’re just not that queeny, and like to date like-minded guys? Most queers hate queens because they’re […]
Crack of the Pistol
It’s nearly a month into the new year and I’m feeling like I’m at that point before a foot race when you’re getting pumped up; when you’re stretching and breathing and waiting for the ref to give the order to line up with the other runners. That twinge of adrenaline is starting to pump and we’re all waiting for the ref to shoot his little pistol in the air. When I was a kid we had field day every year. I never won anything… I mean really I had to have been one of the most fairily faggoty fluffiest queen […]