Its sunday. First week of August amidst one of the hottest, slowest summers I’ve had in a long time. I’ve been a giant ball of fat all weekend, not accomplishing anything productive besides about an hour’s work and a few margaritas. I looked at my empty appointment book, then looked to my laptop… www.NETFLIX.com… and try to find something to occupy my time. And its not like I have absolutely nothing to do. My house is a wreck. Both my dogs stink. I have writing to do. But its going to be 106° today and the cold hearted snake in […]
What the holy SH!T man???
Unfortunately, the world isn’t controlled by the DVR. Occasionally I have to watch commercials and I always get so freaked out by the drug comercials. The one with the guy carrying around the vat of uric acid always makes me gag, I really don’t care to think about people’s uric acid. This new ad for Abilify totally blew my mind though. I really can’t tell if its trying to promote or discourage the use of this drug, but after watching this I don’t want anything to do with it at all! [youtube=”http://youtu.be/tGymr78FtbU”] NYUUCHH!!! NO SIR!!! Why the HELL would anybody […]
Sry, its all lies.
So sorry kids, but no I do not have pictures of the interior of the house used for the cut scenes in Roseanne. This is such a funny subject, because nothing set-wise on this show makes any sense what so ever. At all. Nada. I have friends that have been to the actual house used for the cut scenes and literally thats ALL they had to do with the show. They used the same pictures over and over at different speeds at different angles for pretty much all 9 seasons. The house now has different windows and doors – and […]
The State of DUNDERBRAIN!
Hey Kids! Jt DUNDERBRAIN! here, giving sort of a “state of the DUNDERBRAIN!” address. I’ve been very proactive lately trying to become some kind of established writer, I’ve branded myself, I’ve established a few different blog projects, and now I’m trying to expand to longer more involved projects. Although I’ve definitely shifted focus to my new blog project The Justinverse I haven’t forgotten about DUNDERBRAIN!. I’ve always been an independent kind of guy, so now DUNDERBRAIN! is my brand. Everything I do will be part of the DUNDERBRAIN! network. This will include videos, blogs, audio content, as well as a […]
MIA’s coming back with power power…
HOLY DAMN HELL I’m totally blown away by the new MIA album right now. I can’t stop listening to it, the twelve gems she dropped were totally worth the wait. The beats are amazing. It’s lyrically well written even through the definite anti-american overtones. The message is great but more than a scant hypocritical. At least her previous albums focused more on world politics, not those of a country she’s spent less than a quarter of her life in. The marketing was absurd, especially for an artist that claims to be doing it for the music and not the money […]
And then the WHOLE WORLD ragged at the same time.
Last night, around 5 o’clock the storm began. The rains came earlier but the torrential downpour of hormones colliding and mingling together and terrorizing my body hit all at once. I watched out the window and a tear welled up in my eye – for no good reason. I saw an image of the gulf on TV and got so furious I couldn’t sit still. Then as I began to tear up and become enraged all at the same time I knew what storm was brewing – it was my Uncle Flo, he had come to visit me. I soon […]
Dog Politics…
As many of you know I’m the proud owner of 2 dogs, neither of which speak english. Skrappy, my 10 year old Australian shepherd/dachshund mix has always been the more dominant dog where Duke, my 8 year old cocker spaniel is the little retarded child that fallows him around. For YEARS Skrappy would play twisted little mind games with him like gathering all the toys, treats, or what have you in front of him while Duke watched and waited for him to let him have one of whatever he was hoarding. I tried to break that for YEARS, little did […]
Be a man…
This morning in my half-sleepy daze I had a conversation with someone on yahoo about being a man. I said to the guy that most gay guys have being a man all confused, they think being a man consists of leather chaps and jock straps. When he asked me what being a man means to me, I really had to think about it for a minute. I was raised in a pretty traditional home. My dad came from a home with 6 boys and 1 girl, so he was steeped with good ol fashioned 50’s style manliness. Even though I […]
INTERACTIVE DUNDERBRAIN!
Every now and then I like to throw some interactive status updates out on facebook to see what kind of comments I get on them. This week the starter line was: I would love to contact my ex but… #1: my ouija board is broken and I don’t have enough goats blood to draw a pentagram. #2: “institutions” don’t allow incoming calls. #3: I’m not sure which corner to check first. #4: I haven’t seen any dogs running around with peanut butter on their face… #5: but i’d have to look under a bunch of skanks to find him. 🙂 […]