I usually try to stay away from touching, soft subjects on DUNDERBRAIN, for no other reason than that isn’t what the DUNDERBRAIN is about. However things can’t always be cynical and sarcastic, or fabulous and funny. Sometimes they’re just real. Something real that I’ve had to come to terms with in the past couple days is my life isn’t ordinary. I’ve never been the average, run of the mill Joe and I’m happy with that. However recently I met someone that was. My friend told me that if I want to find a love that’s satisfying I’m going to have […]
Breaking up is a PR nightmare…
Yup, that’s right kids. The DUNDERBRAIN got DUNDERDUMPED. I won’t go into the sappy details of it any further than instead of coffee this morning I got the feared “we need to talk… alone” email. Really, what else could that mean? So I let myself feel for approximately 15 minutes then I went back to my usual routine of clubbing baby seals and eating little girls alive. After that, breaking up sucks on your social life. When you’re a couple you start doing couple things, making appearances together, taking pictures together, commenting on each other’s social networks, all that crap […]
TONEicons
The internet is a bitchy, bitchy place. Every day something is misconstrued, misunderstood, mistaken, and misused. The worst troublemaker on the internet is SARCASM. Nobody gets sarcasm online AT ALL. Take this statement for example: Now that Sarah Pallin, she’d make a great president. Compare it to this statement: Now that Sarah Pallin, she’d make a great president. What’s the difference? One was said with sarcasm, I’ll let you figure out which one. There needs to be a system for deciphering this, when I post a sarcastic status update on facebook or a tongue in cheek tweet on Twatter I […]
MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY
I love to google. One could say I’m a googlin fool. My current lifestyle doesn’t define time by “days of the week” so mondays really mean little to me besides my friends can’t come out to play during the day, but I hear it can really get people down. So here’s some stuff that cheered me up, maybe it’ll turn your monday frown upside down as well. GOBBLER TOYS The toys on here are absolutely high-larious. They remind me of the old Garbage Pail Kids from the 80’s. I think they tried to bring them back a few years ago […]
UK’s Favorite DUNDERBRAIN!s from 2009
Thanks Martin for sending in the UK’s favorite blogs from 2009! You’re like the DUNDERBRAIN! correspondent for the UK. #5 Why is SEX just not enough? #4 Forces – Blind Freewriting #3 Does This Not Skeeve Anyone Else Out? #2 Sarah Pallin Makes Me Scared for America. #1 Personal Issues, Religion, and Politics
Ask DUNDERBRAIN! What’s up with Mickey and Minnie?
Chastity writes: are mickey and minnie married? Cos minnie has her own house at disney land…why? Dear Chastity, No. Mickey Mouse and Minnie are not married, not have they ever been. There has never been an on-screen wedding or suggestion that there may one day be one. Neither one wears a ring, and in my humble opinion Mickey is a little light in the loafers, if you know what I mean. So with that being said, I have this suggestion for Minnie – MOVE ON GIRL! He’s obviously a homo and you’re wasting your time. Seriously, who the hell dates […]
ASK DUNDERBRAIN! – Eggplant Parmesan and Labor…
Chastity Writes: What is the deal with the eggplant parmesan and inducing labor? Is this real? Im gullable. But im willing to make this recipe soon! Dear Chastity, I did some reading up on this and although it’s an old wive’s tale many people have seen results from it. In Cobb County Georgia, a restaurant called Scalini’s is known for their baby poppin’ Eggplant Parmesan. In fact, their walls are decorated with over 300 pictures of babies said to have been assisted into this world via their hearty fried vegetable. After a little prowling around I found that it wasn’t […]
Sarah Palin makes me scared for America…
This video scares the holy hell out of me. Sarah Palin has written a book called “Going Rogue” and apparently it’s sweeping the conservative movement by storm. Recently she was at a Borders bookstore in Columbus, Ohio and New Left Media was there conducting interviews with people waiting for a possible chance to meet their savior. The part that really scares me is these idiots make up more of the population that we realize. I don’t call them idiots because they’re conservative, my mother is conservative and although I don’t completely agree with her views on politics at LEASE she’s educated. […]
Some say angry, I call it “passionate”
It’s been brought to my attention that I come across as angry in a lot of my posts. I mean when I say things like ” It’s like listening to a dog getting it’s anal glands espressed while playing Sonic the Hedgehog with the volume full blast.” in reference to Dam-A Ambert-La’s (I say it like that so I don’t give him any google power) new album, or that I want to “hold his head under water until the bubbles stop” I’m not really ANGRY per say, I’m just very passionate about my subject matter. I don’t hate Dam-A Ambert-La out of […]