As many of you have noticed DUNDERBRAIN! has been on a little hiatus. I HATE NOT WRITING, but what I hate most about not writing is atrophy. Like any other muscle your mind looses power when it’s not actively used and even the simplest tasks like writing a 250 word blog entry seem impossible. I like to call it a pruning time, like every good bush has to be trimmed before it will grow… huh huh I just talked about trimming bush. So anyway, tonight I was a special guest on the Brandon Kinney Show which airs on Fishbowl Radio. […]
So where did everybody go???
Recently a friend sent me a link to an Entertainment Weekly article about a blog that Roseanne wrote about where the Conners would be now. I read something last year which was similar but it seems Roseanne has spruced it up a bit. Check out the article HERE.So in reality, where the eff is everybody now? What are the two Becky’s doing? What about DJ??? I took a minute to check up on everybody and see what’s going on. Here’s the skinny.
THE SECOND FLOOR.
In a previous and very popular post I reproduced the first floor of the set of Roseanne but the lingering question won’t leave my head – what about the SECOND floor? Every way I’ve looked at it I can’t make any kind of sense out of it. It simple doesn’t fit together in any way shape or form. Where does the staircase lead to? Are the kids rooms opposite each other or parallel? And WHERE, exactly, do the doors in DJ’s rooms lead to?
The Floor Plan According to Roseanne
I guess from many of my posts you would think that I’m obsessed with Roseanne. And yes, that may be a little bit true. Roseanne is the one show that after several decades of being on television I can still sit down and watch no matter what time of day or season.
The REAL House of Conner – Pics of the real Roseanne House
Last week someone commented on my old WordPress site where I originally posted the Conner’s floor plan about the relation between the actual house and the set from the show. The comment read:“The problem is the front door. It doesn’t fit the house layout. The door is on the right corner on the outside shots and on the inside shots the door is in the middle. >I was at the actual house today (no one lives there) and the floor plan inside the house is not the same as on the show. It’s not even close. The stairs in the […]
The Roseanne Set Yes, the set is still standing and alive and well. I got a comment on my facebook page from my friend Asa Benally that I met at the Seagle Colony in New York saying that the Roseanne set had also been used for the TV show Family Matters. Although I don’t personally see it, I did find out that the set has been modified and used for many other productions. Here is a picture of the set now, still at Lacy Studios that I found on Flikr.
Where for art thou, DUNDERBRAIN!
So it’s been a couple weeks since the last post but with good reason DUNDERCATS. The DUNDERBAIN! is in a chrysalis right now, metamorphosing into a whole new entity. I’m assembling a team, my “dream team” of DUNDERCATS to help me build the DUNDERBRAIN! empire. We’re going to be changing to a weekly format instead of daily, it’s much easier for me to edit and keep up with. Despite most common belief I do have a life that I’ve gotta live, otherwise there would be nothing to write about here! The all new DUNDERBRAIN! will be delivered to subscribers on […]
Ask DUNDERBRAIN! My best friend loves my boobs… and he’s gay!
i have double d’s. my best friend is gay i go to gay bars. ive experienced what you are talking about. But what i want to know is why? and do you make out with girls? my best friend does but he’s gay.He’s tried to make out w/ me but i don’t want to complicate things and he puts his face in my chest every chance he gets. Why does he do this you ought to know right? I use to let it go but it’s getting ridiculous he’s all over me and i don’t get why? I would really […]
The Adventure of Reef Smoothy
A few years ago I had a debit card that really got me in trouble. I had ATM cards before but that was my first real debit card that I could but stuff online with. First off I got memberships to netflix, Columbia House DVD club, and participated in a few special offers to get a free XBOX 360. Within a month my card was WAAAAY overdrawn and my account was closed. Needless to say I’ve been very reluctant to get another bank account and since then cash worked just fine for me.
DATING IS A BLOOD SPORT.
I am all alone. But I’m not lonely. This is something that has taken me my entire life to appreciate. So many people I know can’t stand the though of being alone; they spend all their energy trying to make another person love them to gratify some selfish internal need to have their self worth proven to them and I was once one of these people. Now I am alone, and I like it that way. I was talking to a guy online the other day about his crappy dating life. I asked him what problem exactly he was having […]