In the small community of Holland Township two bizarre, strange people, Heath and Deborah Campbell, decided to reproduce. Even though this EXACTLY demonstrates why some people should be sterilized, that isn’t my point. My point is these two sick fuckers are child abusers even if they never touched their kids in the pants or otherwise laid a hand on them. The reason I feel these two sick bastards are guilty of child abuse is the names they gave their children: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell and Adolf Hitler Campbell. That is just SICK. Why is this child […]
Who throws a shoe??
Today a man threw a shoe at the fading president. Actually he threw two. Everybody’s heard about it, I’m not going to sit here and rehash the entire event. The thing that did catch me was Ol Dub-Yah said afterwards “I don’t know what his beef is.” Now if there’s nothing I hate more its when the freakin old white man president tries to use that hippity hop language. He’s not hip. He’s not cool. And he should know EXACTLY what the hell this Iraqi man’s beef be! You invaded his country, asshole! A decision you even now say was […]
Shame on the Makahs!!!
Just now my job dropped. Imagine that. But this time I was watching a show on IONlife tv network and they were focusing on the Makah Native American tribe and why they feel it’s unfair that they’re not aloud to whale anymore. They feel that the experience of the hunt will keep their kids from fulfilling the whole drunken Indian with a meth lab stereotype that so many tribes are falling into now – but is this really all they can see? We’s runnin outta WHALES people! Sure, that’s the way to keep your kids off drugs. Let them kill […]
The rumors of my death…
For a couple days there they didn’t seen that far from the truth! I haven’t blogged in the past week or so because I’ve had the most insane stomach flu-like thing and it hasn’t been fun. I think I’m actually on the upswing now, I can do things besides lay in the fetal position trying to decide if I’m hot or cold. And puke. Here’s something to keep you busy until I’m back again. Redneck Playstation
The Secret Society of Women…
This morning I watched an episode of “The Brady Bunch” for the first time in years. The episode was the one where Mike tries to teach the girls how to cook for their girl scout badge and Carol tries to show the boys how to play baseball. I have to say, even for the time this has to be the most sexist thing I’ve ever seen! Because there’s no way that women could EVER play baseball… when girls pick up a bat their brains get infused with MAN-AIDE and it goes COMPLETELY BONKERS. There’s no WAY that women like Venus […]
Dogs Offended…
Dogs, even though they roll around in poop and chew on their asses for hours on end, really don’t like it when humans are weird. They always have some kind of reaction when we do things like sneeze or dance or even sing to them. Sometimes they get excited, sometimes they get worried, but there’s always a reaction none the less. The big junkyard dog that lives with me, Junior, doesn’t like it when I take naps. If I sleep during the day he will jump up on my bed and just stare at me like he’s checking to see […]
Men Left to their Own Devices…
After nearly a year of interacting with other guys on a “single” level I have pretty much come to the conclusion that gay guys for the most part are just DUMB. It can’t be because of the gayness, I thought, because I’m gay. Straight men are dumb too. So what is it that makes men such utter retards when left to our own devices? A friend of mine is a nurse who documents things removed from people’s bodies. Some of his most interesting stories are about things which had been inserted into various… places, and they’re mostly from men. What […]
Thanksgiving with the Thyme Family
Yesterday I joined the rest of my brood to feast on a large bird carcass and various other things that grow from the ground. Every year is a little different, but my family has now evolved beyond the fighting, crying fits that used to be Thyme family holidays. We have a good time together now but of course it wasn’t without its controversy… This year the first big stink was about this upcoming Christmas. My mom proposed that we start a “Chinese Christmas” however racially sound that may be… I think white elephant gift exchange is a more PC term… […]
I LOVE SARAH PALIN!!!1
OH MY GOD! This woman has totally won my love. Now that she is confirmably not in charge of a country she seems to be becoming the Tina Fey version of herself. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8&hl=en&fs=1] I love the fact that she says she’s IN CHARGE OF THE TURKEY for thanksgiving! I mean the way the camera is positioned perfectly framing the redneck SLAUGHTERING turkeys behind her while she is there to “pardon” a turkey, it HAD to be set up. Even her speech is tongue in cheek… So is this Sarah Palin just being Sarah Palin or is she embracing what America […]
frickin road rage
I spent a good deal of the afternoon at the mall yesterday. I was in need of some serious shopping therapy which translated into buying a can of mouse, a PSP movie, lunch at Sbarro (gotta have it if I’m at the mall), and about half a dozen cookies. In the process I had to drive north half an hour and back and it really is a good thing that I was having a patient, subdued day. I realized that I truly hate other people on the road, it’s not a dislike but an intense hatred. There are a few […]