We got a hater folks…

I’ve always heard that you can gauge the number of people that love you by the number of people that hate you.  Does that make sense?  I’ve been writing the DUNDERBRAIN! for years now and this week we got our very first hater!  That’s right kids, we HAVE arrived.

Position to be filled immediately…

Lately I’ve found that dating is a lot like being a hiring manager in corporate America.  You see HUNDREDS of applications a day but you end up picking out a handful to actually interview based on a variety of different standards that you apply to each one individually instead of the group as a whole.  You may have one candidate that is better at typing and another that’s better at organization but you want to interview both to see which would be the better overall employee. I think if I were to put it in words, the job description would […]

It’s all just Ben Gibbard farts anymore…

How is it that there are about a dozen new bands out right now that ALL sound just like The Postal Service? I’ve been letting Genius on iTunes recommend new music to me and no joke, it’s like Ben Gibbard and Jimmy Tamborello opened a clone factory and started American Idoling out new music. I first noticed it when I heard that jazzy new song from Owl City on the radio.  I was totally stoked, I had been hearing rumors about a possible upcoming release from Postal Service but I found out I was horribly wrong, it was some new […]

Letter to my little DUNDERCATS.

It’s been a rough start to the year folks, I know I’m tired already.  So far I’ve nearly gone homeless twice yet managed to claw my own way out of the depths and yet here I am again, right back on top. So much has happened, and a lot of things in my life have changed.  If there’s a moral or a theme to the year so far it’s been know who you know, and know who you trust.  If that sounds just a tad cryptic it translates as understand the people in your life, don’t clutter yourself with acquaintances […]

So my cousin wanted to know about a kink club…

Oh, my cousin… She’s awesome, and I’ve actually just rediscovered her recently. When you discover family that you haven’t really known your whole life you begin to discover that you’re not quite as black of a sheep as you thought you were. The other week she sends me a message on the facebook asking if I knew where to get pierced. I told her about a little head shop close to my house that I buy ear rings at that do it and I’ve heard they’re pretty good. I’ve been thinking about getting a few more holes myself so I […]

Not often does the sculptor become the stage…

I just saw this on Yahoo! News and thought it was too cool.  The Shrek franchise is FINALLY coming to an end – don’t get me wrong I love the movies, and as far as sequels go Dreamworks has done an amazing job of keeping each one fresh and interesting – but how long can it possibly live on? With the release of Shrek 4: Forever After, dreamworks is also bringing in some totally fresh talent for the voice of Rumpelstiltskin – the character’s own creator screenwriter Walt Dohrn. This is so effing cool to me that someone who works […]

The Apple logo is the new rainbow flag…

has anybody else noticed how pretty much every self respecting queer has bought into the apple empire??? I’m on my plane back to Dallas now. yeah, San Diego fell through. Plenty of BS to go around, someday I’ll write about exactly what the BS entailed and the details about how about 25% of my family are inbred assholes that got ghetto rich and think they’re better than their white trash roots and have somehow achieved a level of piety that puts them above the others that sprang from the same loin they did. eff them, as my mom said they’re […]