Last night I went to the glorious world of wonderfulness that is: The Apple Store. First of all, the effing store is amazing. They have an iPhone next to every single computer in there just in case you’re in the Apple Store and you DON’T ALREADY HAVE ONE. So as my awesome boyfriend sorted through the iPhone cases they had in stock to find the perfect one I set out to play with one of the new macbooks with the glass keypad. I really didn’t care about doing anything of substance, I just wanted to play with the whole two finger/three finger/squeeze/stretch/flick […]
Does this not skeeve ANYONE else out?
OK I totally brain farted just now because as I sat down at the computer and as my fingers started to dance on the keys some Lady Gaga mashup came on my earbuds and I got all distracted. Seriously – was there a song on “The Fame” that wasn’t a hit? Anyway, there’s been this huge wave of healthy, organic, vegan, macrobiotic food that’s taken over the diets of America. Every member of polite society now has some kind of unique dietary specifications be it lactose intollerance or some other food allergy. Digestive dysfunction. Secret diseases. Problems. I’ve got several […]
Happy Birthday – Sesame Street Turns 40.
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Its morning again…
I’m still pretty throwed off by the whole time change thing – doesn’t that sound weird when you say it? “Time Change”. Like some weird cosmic event or something. Like it took a Delorean or a disused phone booth to accomplish. Anyway, I’ve been up since 5:30 when I stumbled out of bed and tried to figure out the shower. Things are fun before the sun comes up, it reminds me of working backstage. Like in a theater before the house lights come on and the Diva is still running around in her stockings and wig cap. I made it […]
Yeah, so i dance when i eat.
It’s 7:41 am. Daylight savings time has got my mind in a twist. I have this thing where sometimes I’m totally not responsible for my actions when I wake up, like this morning -I just woke up at the laundromat. I’ve got Tegan and Sara in my ears, laundry in the washer, and i’m sitting by the old Frogger game. So I ask myself – Why the hell are you doing laundry before you’ve even watched Roseanne?? Harvey AKA personality #2. I woke up confused because of the whole daylight scavings thing so apparently I went back to bed and […]
Personal issues, religion, and politics.
A couple weeks ago I posted a blog about how offensive I thought saturday night live was. But you’re an offensive fool, Justin! some might say, and that’s totally true. I joke about race. I like to talk about white trash a lot. Dead baby jokes are HIGH-larious. And potty humor, don’t get me started with potty humor! Really it comes down to the quality of the offensive material in question. Just because Stephen King writes some truly scarey stuff doesn’t mean he enjoys watching poorly made horror movies. Just because Wanda Sikes is funny doesn’t mean she enjoys watching […]
What’s making me laugh RIGHT NOW – Little Gordon.
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On a SWIFT road straight back to the ghetto from whence he came.
What am I? Out of the loop. What else am I? Nosey. It’s bad. I’m so that guy that can detect scandal and generalized gossip from across the room and BOLTS to the epicenter to say “what? what’s happening? who are we talking about?” Usually the guy everybody hates but typically people LOVE to give the juicy bits up when I ask. Folks love to tell me stuff, always have, no clue why. I shouldn’t be trusted. Anyway, here I am, an entire MONTH late, to talk about what all happened at the VMA’s. Everybody’s caught up with the whole […]
Gaga + Alexander McQueen…
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUvFTc2mlNY&hl=en&fs=1&] Lady Gaga premiered her new song (due out on the re-release of “The Fame – Monster” in late november) at the exhibition of McQueen’s spring/summer 2010 line “Plato’s Atlantis”. This song, “Bad Romance” is built for the runway. It’s pointless, talks about love but in a generalized but off-beat way, has an easy beat to strut to, talks about fashion… Everything about it SCREAMS runway. And I always love Alexander McQueen. He’s weird. Eccentric. Great friends with Christian Lacroix. He always makes stuff that’s fun to look at. This year his line is inspired by Atlantis, ad this is […]
Quitting with Facebook…
Today marks, officially, my two weeks without any form of nicotine. Along the way, I facebooked my progress like CRAZY. I’m sure my posts got annoying at times, but eff it. It got me through. Everyone’s quitting experience is different, but here’s a visual journey with me as I quit smoking and how it effected me. And now, I shall detail my journey as only my facebook updates can tell. October 1 at 1:14pm Justin Thyme has embarked on the road whose course does not turn back. “Ana Harrani Sa Alaktasa La Tarat” – Ancient Sumerian Phrase. 24 FULL hours […]