Cuz Runnin Thangs Be Hard and Stuff… The “graceful exit” of a Dictator.

After nearly a decade of fumbling through running a country and a foreign war President Dub-Ya looks back on the “key moments he regrets”.  I wasn’t surprised in the least that he left out quite a few… It seems now old Dub-Ya wants to leave the country on good terms…  I think there’s a few too many dead on his clock for that.  And no, the hundreds of thousands of “casualties” didn’t make it to his list, nor did single handedly destroying the American economy.  However that little banner he hung in the backdrop at his 2003 speech aboard the […]

Obamachrist Syndrome

In the movie “Idiocracy”, the population of the USA in the year 2505 has completely deteriorated mentally and watch shows called “ow my balls” and eat at the hamburger joint “Buttfuckers”. Luke Wilson plays a man who wakes up from a 500 year cryogenic nap and is discovered to be the smartest man on the world. Through the comedy of the movie I believe this pretty accurately depicts the popular “Obamachrist” syndrome that we’re starting to see more now. This doesn’t apply to 100% of Obama supporters at all, I support Obama but realize that he is just a man […]

Vote Today!

For the past 6 months or so since the candidates were announced I’ve been waking up virtually in a cold sweat worried that McCain may win the race.  Today that will hopefully be put to rest. I can’t help it, the election’s totally drawn me in.  I resisted but I’m an American IE creature of influence so here I am watching the news instead of I Love Lucy.  I don’t think Good Morning America will beat Roseanne at my 8am election… Anyway, I think the “big guns” that each candidate pulls out at the last minute are fun.  It’s usually […]

Yup, I voted for the black guy!

Today I got in for early voting at almost 5pm on the last day of it.  I have to admit I was impressed with the turnout there, but the caliber of people that showed up when I did sent a pit straight to my stomach. I got a nice playlist consisting of ultra-liberal artists like Ani DiFranco, Bitch and Animal, Radiohead, U2… and isn’t it funny that neither Radiohead nor U2 are from the US but have very strong voices on US politics…  anyway, I zoned out hardcore. There was a cute guy standing with his Mom.  Or at least […]

Barack.

As some of you know I had a highly fundamental Christian upbringing. My mom would tote me around from new church to new church so I got a pretty wide grasp on the subject before deciding for myself that it’s all a bunch of bollocks. Anyway, the one aspect of Christianity that I was fascinated with was the end times… the Book of Revelations…   The End.   It just sounds all heeby jeeby just saying it, Book of Revelations…   As many more of you know I am absolutely OBSESSED with the end of the world. Apocalypse. I get […]