This morning I watched an episode of “The Brady Bunch” for the first time in years. The episode was the one where Mike tries to teach the girls how to cook for their girl scout badge and Carol tries to show the boys how to play baseball. I have to say, even for the time this has to be the most sexist thing I’ve ever seen! Because there’s no way that women could EVER play baseball… when girls pick up a bat their brains get infused with MAN-AIDE and it goes COMPLETELY BONKERS. There’s no WAY that women like Venus […]
Men Left to their Own Devices…
After nearly a year of interacting with other guys on a “single” level I have pretty much come to the conclusion that gay guys for the most part are just DUMB. It can’t be because of the gayness, I thought, because I’m gay. Straight men are dumb too. So what is it that makes men such utter retards when left to our own devices? A friend of mine is a nurse who documents things removed from people’s bodies. Some of his most interesting stories are about things which had been inserted into various… places, and they’re mostly from men. What […]
Barren Old School Morm
It’s been a relatively slow weekend, there was almost NOTHING bloggable. I wrote one of the worst blogs to date, seriously it was bad I had to take it down. It’s not that it was offensive, it was just “special class” quality and literally NOBODY read it. I fallowed it up with a blog bitching about the Republican Party falling apart… big surprise. I scoured the internet, too. There was really NOTHING interesting happening this weekend. My life was 100% un-interesting as well. I’ve had the weirdest week of allergies so Saturday I had this weird vertigo thing going on […]
Hop a train… (random editorial just to keep my mind sharp)
So the day after my “me date” to the Bitch + The Exciting Conclusion concert a couple nights ago I decided to take a mini-me vacation to the big city of Austin TX for yet another B+TEC concert. I know it’s repetitive but I’m telling ya, The Bitch puts on an amazing show! So I hopped a train. It was a smooth little 4 hour trip, I filled it with like a season of 30 Rock and that newer Final Fantasy movie that makes me cry *every* time. I really just unwound, you know? I had never been on a […]
it’s drunk and I’m 2:30
Tonight my favorite indie musician Bitch played with her band The Exciting Conclusion at the local lesbian mega-dive “Sue Ellen’s”. Even though I have seen that girl perform a few times before she never ceases to amaze me. To set up the stage I was there by myself. I was on a “me date”. The friend I was going with ditched out on me so instead of just saying screwit and staying home I decided to take myself out, PAY for parking, BUY myself dinner, and GET MYSELF AT LEAST A LITTLE DRUNK and maybe take advantage of myself. Which […]
Rise Above to Defeat Prop 8
As we ride out the wave of this recent political upheaval and await the next we’re faced with a storm of issues that many consider minor. As we welcome in a new commander in chief we’re all faced with a number of “prayers” so to speak of; wishes we want granted and rights we want acknowledged. Since time began there has always been a social underdog, we just happen to be at a point in history where being gay means that we are the ones that must now overcome adversity. To many overcoming adversity means gaining acceptance from a world […]
I know what boys like… 3 convincing FTM’s.
About a year or two ago I caught a documentary on Logo called “Transamerica” which fallowed several people through their gender reassignment process. Although I was extensively intrigued there was one section that really disturbed me… At one point in the movie two female-to-males were giving their stories. They were both living as full-time men and were fairly attractive men at that. As I watched the documentary the two started to wrestle and I will admit there was a definite stir in my nether regions… “HOLY SHIT,” I thought, “What was that?” I didn’t know what to think of my […]
Assless Chaps and Children Don’t Mix…
Every year around Halloween in the heart of Gay Dallas the strip on Cedar Springs transforms into a wild debauchery fest filled with drag queens, leather daddies, and all other matter of Faerie Folk but over the last few years it has gained noteriety in the hetero community as the top halloween festival in the area. GREAT! Good for them. But the downside? IT SUCKS. I decided not to go this year because I just wasn’t in the spirit and now I’m glad that I didn’t. The first time I went to the block party I dressed as the Special […]
Just a school of fish.
It has been exactly 30 days since my last blog. THIRTY MOTHER FUCKING DAYS. Did you miss me? Well, as far as “pruning periods” go folks I’ve been chopped back to a stub with this one. Everything in my life has changed, turned upside down if you will. I’m 27 years old. I’ve started a new career. I’ve just left a 4-year relationship. The question is… Where do I go now? Dating again after not dating for a prime 4-year period of your life is shit-ass-suck-pussy. Things change DRAMATICALLY pre and post major relationship. Before you have that first one, […]
MAD LIBS with Sen. Kern!
This week a group calling themselves the “Victory Fund” released a video which includes audio of Oklahoma Representative Sally Kern delivering the most vulgar display of hate outside of a white pointy hood. Apparently the “woman” thought only 50 people were listening, but since the video was released nearly 900,000 have added their names to an open letter letting her know that “they’re listening”. Well, BITCH, I was listening too. I’m not going to waste my time telling you how much I can’t stand this woman. I’d rather not waste the energy. Instead, here’s a fun way of turning […]