Last week I posted a blog about my internet dating experience and what a crapchute the websites I’ve tried are. Match.com is a scam, I swear there’s no real matching involved at all because I recognized people they’ve tried to set me up with and believe me when I say they WOULDN’T be a good match. Eharmony is a bunch of bigoted nazis (which, by the by, has now created a site called “compatible partners” which just screams memories of the “Lowered Expectations” skit from MADtv…). I thought PlentyOfFish.com might pan out to be interesting since it’s not some huge […]
Match.com
It’s been a lonely summer, being in what has to be one of the most remote locations in the united states… which I’m sure you could tell from my last post. Beyond that I haven’t had a “meaningful” relationship in nearly two years. So whats a boy as relentlessly picky as myself to do? After talking to a few people around camp I decided my new strategy would be to get my menfolk the same way I get my shoes – order them online. One girl here used eharmony.com, the homophobic hetero-oriented nazi establishment that doesn’t take “my kind”. Two […]