A couple weeks ago I posted a blog about how offensive I thought saturday night live was. But you’re an offensive fool, Justin! some might say, and that’s totally true. I joke about race. I like to talk about white trash a lot. Dead baby jokes are HIGH-larious. And potty humor, don’t get me started with potty humor! Really it comes down to the quality of the offensive material in question. Just because Stephen King writes some truly scarey stuff doesn’t mean he enjoys watching poorly made horror movies. Just because Wanda Sikes is funny doesn’t mean she enjoys watching […]
…the harder they fall!
By The Newest DUNDERBRAIN! I was honored when I was asked to write a political blog for DUNDERBRAIN.com. But, when I heard I should keep my HPO’s—that’s ‘Hot Politico Opinions’ fo’ ya’ll ignorant folkz—to 250 words a blog?… shit… I had to go to a secret place inside my cranium and channel some Andy Rooney. And in very much a ‘Rooney-esc’ moment, I realized… that people are so ADD these days, no one stops to take the time to really and truly—what? Oh, right 250 words.
NSF…
As the people who love me most already know, technically I don’t exist. The only real proof of my existence is I have a drivers license, massage license, and the typical birth certificate and social security number, but besides that I have NO paper trail. After recent experiences, many of the people who once chastised me for not having things like a bank account, car payment, a dozen credit cards (I don’t even have a blockbuster card), and pretty much any form of credit are beginning to fallow my lead.
When pitbulls try to stand upright and put on lipstick without thumbs…
“Thank you, sir. It is an honor to be named your ‘‘Conservative of the Year.’” Said Sarah Palin as she chiseled down the rough edges on her hooves as HUMAN EVENTS Political Editor John Gizzi sat down to interview her in the third corner of Hell she now lives in.
DUNDERBRAIN PSA#1: THANK YOU SARAH PALIN
This is my response to the “Thank you Sarah Palin” psa. Thank you to Bitch + The Exciting Conclusion for “red roof inn” playing in the background. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29A-A__3sZE]
I LOVE SARAH PALIN!!!!!1
OH MY GOD! This woman has totally won my love. Now that she is confirmably not in charge of a country she seems to be becoming the Tina Fey version of herself. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-kjM1asH-8] I love the fact that she says she’s IN CHARGE OF THE TURKEY for thanksgiving! I mean the way the camera is positioned perfectly framing the redneck SLAUGHTERING turkeys behind her while she is there to “pardon” a turkey, it HAD to be set up. Even her speech is tongue in cheek… So is this Sarah Palin just being Sarah Palin or is she embracing what America […]
Republicanland
I’ve been noticing a lot, especially in the wake of the revolution that the majority of the Republican Party doesn’t even exist on the same plane of reality as the rest of the country, or each other for that matter. Jim DeMint, a Republican representative from South Carolina recently spoke to GOP officials in Myrtle Beach and, of course, had some good old fashioned Republican style criticism to throw around. It seems to me that every Republican seems to now have different opinions as to what it means to be a Republican. Sen. DeMint seems to think that the foundation […]
And again it rears it’s ugly head… Palin speaks.
Don’t let the munchkins start singing yet – Palin has yet to be silenced. You would think after the trainwreck that was her and her running mate’s campaign she would learn to keep her mouth shut but here she is again, growing scarier. At a meeting with the Republican Governers Association she stated that they should not become the negative party, yet took a few cheap jabs at Obama during the course of her speech. She also mentioned that she met a few VIP’s who impact society like TINA FEY… when you know inside she’s really saying “that bitch. She […]
Cuz Runnin Thangs Be Hard and Stuff… The “graceful exit” of a Dictator.
After nearly a decade of fumbling through running a country and a foreign war President Dub-Ya looks back on the “key moments he regrets”. I wasn’t surprised in the least that he left out quite a few… It seems now old Dub-Ya wants to leave the country on good terms… I think there’s a few too many dead on his clock for that. And no, the hundreds of thousands of “casualties” didn’t make it to his list, nor did single handedly destroying the American economy. However that little banner he hung in the backdrop at his 2003 speech aboard the […]
Rise Above to Defeat Prop 8
As we ride out the wave of this recent political upheaval and await the next we’re faced with a storm of issues that many consider minor. As we welcome in a new commander in chief we’re all faced with a number of “prayers” so to speak of; wishes we want granted and rights we want acknowledged. Since time began there has always been a social underdog, we just happen to be at a point in history where being gay means that we are the ones that must now overcome adversity. To many overcoming adversity means gaining acceptance from a world […]